its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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