I bet he comes in French.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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