I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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