2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I understand Curling. That high.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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