When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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