For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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