in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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