guys are not supposed to queef...right?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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