so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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