i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need to calm my uterus...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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