i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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