it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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