We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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