so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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