Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
What a dumb baby whore.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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