But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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