Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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