Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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