so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I had to cum in my sink.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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