i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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