That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Don't tell me you're on acid again
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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