this will be a night to untag.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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