i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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