I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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