I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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