Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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