i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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