Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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