found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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