Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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