Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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