Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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