I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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