Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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