these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize