Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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