remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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