Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
