there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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