It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
where are you?
Hypothermia
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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