it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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