So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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