Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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