uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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