I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is wine microwaveable?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize