You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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