I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
