Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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