Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i believe in u and ur pee
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