I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
