My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
