Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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