Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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