Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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