i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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