I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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