is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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