Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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